Obedience key in tax-torture chamber

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On a recent vacation I flipped through the soft porn blockbuster “Fifty Shades of Grey” per order of the middle-aged women’s travel handbook. Upon my return I attended the City Council meeting, where I penned the following racy novella, “Two Shades of Tax Classification.”

The business owners sit still in their chairs, waiting obediently as demanded. Some squirm in their seats, knowing full well the fate that will befall them if they protest.

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